Rejected Submissions of
Throwaway123456's Superhero Origin Story
Because who needs a good origin story, really?
Submission 1: "I was bitten by a radioactive chicken"
Too much poultry in the plot.
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Submission 2: "I was raised by a family of ninja warriors"
Too much ninja.
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Submission 3: "I was created by a mad scientist with a penchant for bad haircuts"
Too much mullet.
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